Top 55 Thanksgiving Jokes and Riddles for Family Fun

Enjoy a festive and laughter-filled Thanksgiving with our top 55 jokes and riddles! Perfect for families and friends, these humorous quips add joy to your holiday feast. From classic puns to funny riddles, everyone will love sharing these amusing jokes. Lighthearted and easy to understand, they're ideal for all ages, making your Thanksgiving celebration memorable and fun. Keep the mood lively with these entertaining jokes that are sure to bring smiles and giggles at your holiday gathering.

Top 55 Thanksgiving Jokes and Riddles for Family Fun

Get ready to share some smiles this Thanksgiving! As you prepare for a festive feast with loved ones, take a moment to enjoy some light-hearted humor. We've compiled 55 hilarious Thanksgiving jokes and riddles with answers, perfect for entertaining friends and family of all ages. From puns to playful riddles, these jokes are sure to add joy and laughter to your holiday celebrations!

Thanksgiving humor with answers

1. How do salt and pepper greet their guests?
Answer: "Season’s greetings!"

2. What has ears but can't hear and flakes without hair?
Answer: Corn

3. What's the best-smelling dish at Thanksgiving?
Answer: Your nose!

4. Why did the turkey skip dessert?
Answer: It was already stuffed!

5. Which sport do pumpkins and gourds enjoy?
Answer: Squash

6. Why did the turkey cross the street?
Answer: To prove it wasn't a chicken!

7. Why do chefs cross the road?
Answer: Because they’re after the turkey!

8. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Answer: The outside!

9. What do you call rainy weather on Thanksgiving?
Answer: Fowl weather

10. Why was the turkey invited to join the band?
Answer: Because it had its own drumsticks!

11. How do tiny pumpkins cross the road?
Answer: With a crossing gourd.

12. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Answer: “Wing-wing”

13. Why is corn so loved during Thanksgiving?
Answer: Because it's “a-maize-ing”!

14. How does a lame turkey sound?
Answer: Wobble, wobble!

15. Why do turkeys gobble?
Answer: Because they haven't learned good manners at the table.

16. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Answer: Peach gobbler.

17. What fruit do scarecrows prefer?
Answer: Straw-berries.

18. Why was the seasoning in last year's turkey weird?
Answer: Because of a thyme shortage!

19. What’s the potato’s favorite game?
Answer: MASH!

20. Where do turkeys go to dance?
Answer: The butter ball!

21. What do you say to the winner of the corn-shucking contest?
Answer: Corn-gratulations!

22. What do sweet potatoes wear to bed?
Answer: Yammies!

23. Why don’t side dishes tell jokes?
Answer: They’re too corny!

24. What do you tell your joke-loving cousin on Thanksgiving?
Answer: You’re on a cass-roll!

25. How does a turkey get around?
Answer: By gravy train.

26. When do you serve a rubber turkey?
Answer: On Pranksgiving!

27. Why do turkeys love rainy days?
Answer: They enjoy fowl weather!

28. Knock knock! Who’s there?
Arthur! Who?
Arthur any leftovers?

29. If leaves come from trees, where do turkeys come from?
Answer: Poultries!

30. How do turkeys cross the ocean?
Answer: On a gravy boat.

31. Why did the turkey visit the doctor?
Answer: It was feeling a bit stuffy.

32. What do you call a muscular turkey?
Answer: Buff-et.

33. Why did the pumpkin pie go to the dentist?
Answer: To get a filling.

34. What do you get crossing a turkey with a centipede?
Answer: Drumsticks for everyone!

35. What do you say when leaving Thanksgiving early?
Answer: Pie-pie!

Humor for teens on Thanksgiving

36. Did you hear about the rude turkey?
Answer: It was jerk-y.

37. When are turkeys most thankful?
Answer: The day after Thanksgiving!

38. Why should secrets stay in the cornfield?
Answer: Because the corn has ears!

39. What’s a fun song to sing while cooking turkey?
Answer: All About That Baste.

40. Why did the turkey bring a microphone?
Answer: Ready for a roast!

41. What’s the value of a pumpkin's circumference over its diameter?
Answer: Pumpkin pi.

42. Why was the Thanksgiving soup costly?
Answer: Because it had 24 carrots!

43. How do we feel on Thanksgiving—scared or jolly?
Answer: Stuffed!

44. Why did the cranberries turn red?
Answer: Because they saw the turkey dressing!

45. What’s the dance move for Thanksgiving?
Answer: The turkey trot!

46. What do you call a ghostly turkey?
Answer: Poultrygeist!

47. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Answer: Because it was outstanding in its field!

48. Can a jumping turkey beat the Empire State Building?
Answer: Yes, buildings can't jump!

49. Who was alone at Friendsgiving?
Answer: The turkey.

50. What do you get if a turkey lays an egg on a barn?
Answer: An egg-roll.

51. Knock knock! Who’s there?
Mustache! Who?
I mustache you to carve the turkey!

52. What did mashed potatoes say to sweet potatoes?
Answer: I yam what I yam!

53. Crossing a turkey with a computer results in what?
Answer: A lot of bytes!

54. What’s the best filling for pumpkin pie?
Answer: Your teeth!

55. Why did the cranberry sauce turn to the turkey for guidance?
Answer: It was in a jam!

These jokes and riddles guarantee fun-filled moments during your Thanksgiving celebration!